One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she decided to reply with silence.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras.”
The woman had had more than enough, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother!”
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